Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Life

Dear Life.

Hi. Remember me? I'm the guy who once had a role in deciding what was going to happen. Now, all of the sudden, you're on some weird, chaotic fucking rampage that's vomiting shit into everything I do.

Thanks to you, my grades are in far more serious jeopardy than before AND I've been drinking nonstop since last Wednesday. At the behest of my liver, I'm kindly asking you to chill the fuck out.

Cordially.

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