"Caucasian"

Dear "Caucasian".

I don't like calling you "Caucasian" - something about your Russian Whiteness gets lost in that rhetoric. Nevertheless, I had another rough day and you're here to keep me company; that makes you A+ in my book.

Grad school, meet alcoholism. Alcoholism, Grad school.

You guys are becoming opposite facades of the same perpetual displeasure.

Cordially.