Math 1280 Student Born in 1992

Dear Math 1280 Student Born in 1992:

Music discussions come up regularly in class. I gave you a "mulligan" when you said that Hatebreed was more talented than Slayer. But today, you told me that Alice in Chains is "hair metal."

**snaps fingers** Oh no you didn't

But seriously: we're really not friends any more.

Cordially.

Republican Representative

Re: http://news.cnet.com/8301-13578_3-20023941-38.html

Dear Republican Representative:

Just because a group of people recognizes a mistake the government made, legally attained evidence of said mistake, and made said evidence available for public viewing DOES NOT make them terrorists.

I think one of the most ignorant things Bush's administration was responsible for was turning "terrorist" into a watered-down, generic term with no decipherable meaning. It's good to know that your all-time best president is still living on through your dumb-ass legislation.

Stay classy.

Cordially

tetrisfriends.com

Dear tetrisfriends.com:

People generally consider Mondays to be giant tanker trucks filled with douche; generally, I argue that Mondays are never especially terrible.

Thanks to the Universe, I got here today - Monday - 3 and a half hours early with nothing to do; thanks to YOU, I now have something to do, but it's making me want to go on a rampage.

Please get out of my life and shut up.

Cordially